Telecom Lyrics

I welcome suggestions for additions to this list, comments, and/or corrections.

 

Happy Together - The Turtles
Imagine me and you I do.
I think about you day and night.
It's only right to think about the girl you love,
And hold her tight.
So happy together.
If I should call you up, invest a dime,
And you say you belong to me, and ease my mind,
Imagine how the world could be so very fine.
So happy together.
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life.
When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue, for all my life.
Me for you, and you for me,
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be.
The only one for me is you, and you for me,
So happy together
Jenny (867-5309) - Tommy Tutone
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number

Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine

I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number

Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to
(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you
(Eight six seven five three oh nine)

Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
five three oh nine...
Beachwood 4-5789 - The Marvelettes
(La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Hey-ah-ay-ay
(La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Oh, baby
(La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Hey-ah-ay-ay


You can have this dance with me
You can hold my hand and
Whisper in my ear sweet words that I love to hear

(Whisper sweet words in my ear) Oh, baby
Don't be shy (don't be shy)
Just take-a your ti-ime (just take your time)
I'd like to get to know you (like to get to know you)
I'd like to make you mine (like to make you mine)

I've been wai-aiting, standing here so patiently
Fo-oh-oh-or you to come over and have this dance with me

And my number is Beechwood 4-5789
You can call me up and have a date any old time

<instrumental interlude shared with (La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Hey-ah-ay-ay
(La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Oh, baby
(La, La. La, La, La, La, La)
Hey-ah-ay-ay>

Don't be shy (don't be shy)
Just take-a your ti-ime (just take your time)
I'd like to get to know you (like to get to know you)
I'd like to make you mine (like to make you mine)
- Beachwood 4-5789


Beechwood 4-5789
You can call me up and have a date any old time

And my number is Beechwood 4-5789
You can call me up and have a date any old time

FADE
Beechwood 4-5789
You can call me up and have a date any old time
Western Union - Five Americans
Things went wrong today
Bad news came my way
I woke up to find
A wire that blew my mind

Western Union man
Bad news in his hand
Knocking at my door
Selling me the score

Fifteen cents a word to read
A telegram I didn't need
Said she didn't care no more
Think I'll throw it on the floor

Got your cable just today
Killed my groove, I've got to say, hey
(...hey) Western Union


Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da

Now you've gone away and
How it's sad to say you've gone
I remember what they said
Now I'm going out of my head

Telegram just had to say
You've learned your lesson all the way, hey

I'll be on my way 'cause
There's another girl for me
I'll be sure of her and
Things'll be as they were

Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da

(Western Union, oh Western Union)
Memphis - Chuck Berry
long distance in formation, give me Memphis Tennessee
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me
she could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call
'cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall

Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie
She's the only one who'd phone me here from Memphis Tennessee
Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge

Help me, information, more than that I cannot add
Only that I miss her and all the fun we had
But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree
And tore apart our happy home in Memphis Tennessee

Help me information more than that I cannot add
Only that I miss her and all the fun we had
Marie is only six years old, information please
Try to get me through to her in Memphis, Tennessee
634-5789 - Steve Cropper and Eddie Floyd
If you need a little lovin', call on me, all right
And if you want a little huggin', call on me
I'll be right here at home
All you got to do is pick up your telephone and dial now
(634-5789, 634-5789)

And if you need a little huggin', call on me; that's all you got to do now
And if you want some kissin', call on me, all right
No more lonely nights will you be alone
All you got to do is pick up your telephone and dial now
(634-5789, 634-5789)

I'll be right there just as soon as I can
And if I be a little bit late, I hope that you'll understand

And if you need a little lovin', call on me; Lord have mercy
And if you want some kissin', call on me, baby; that's all you got to do now
No more lonely nights will you be alone
All you got to do is pick up your telephone and dial now
(634-5789, 634-5789)

(repeat and fade):
(634-5789)
Operator (Thats Not The Way It Feels) -- Jim Croce
Operator
Oh, could you help me place this call
See, the number on the matchbook is old an faded
She's living in LA
With my best old ex-friend Ray
A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated

{Refrain}
Well, isn't that the way they say it goes
But let's forget all that
And give me the number if you can find it
So I can call just to tell them I'm fine and to show
I've overcome the blow
I've learned to take it well
Only wish my words could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way it feels

Operator
Oh, could you help me place this call
I can't read the number that you just gave me
Something in my eyes
You know it happens every time
I think about the love that I thought would save me

But ...
{Refrain}
(no, no, no, no
that's not the way it feels)

Operator
Let's forget about this call
No one there I really wanted to talk to
Thank you for your time
You've been so much more than kind
You can keep the dime

{Refrain}
Switchboard Susan -- Mickey Jupp
Switchboard Susan won't give me a line
I need a doctor get me 999
The first time I picked up my telephone
I fell in love with your ringing tone

I'm a long distance romancer
And I keep on trying until I get an answer
Give me! give me! one more chance
You're a great, little operator

Switchboard Susan let me off the hook
I've been this way since you just gave me a look
Switchboard Susan girl you're all the rage
Come on woman now let's get engaged

I'm a long distance romancer
And I keep on trying until I get an answer
Give me! give me! one more chance
You're a great, little operator

Now when I look at you girl I get an extension
And I don't mean on Alexander Graham Bell's invention
Switchboard Susan can we be friends
After six and at weekends

I'm a long distance romancer
And I keep on trying until I get an answer
Give me! give me! one more chance
You're a great, little operator
*69 -- R.E.M.
you don't have to take the bar exam to see
what you've done is ignoramus 103
what've I got to hang my hat on
you don't have a pot to pee in
all this just to be your friend
I was there until the end.
extortion and arson, petty larceny

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
star 69

I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires
3 people have my number
the other 2 were with me.
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy.
this time you have gone too far with me.

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
star 69

why'd you put your quarter down on me?
this reads like some dork inside edition hard copy.
I can't be your character witness
I can't be your alibi
doorbell rings it's the FBI
we learned spy vs. spy
you my friend, are guilty as can be.

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I can't be your alibi
star 69

Revised 1999 April 17

-OU Graphic